Being Amazi-Girl allows Amber to do all sorts of things she wouldn’t be able to accomplish otherwise. For good or ill.
"Not gonna fill itself, asshole."
I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH
OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE
THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION
"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat
Putting pennies in my loafers, as one does. #preppystyle
Now picturing a Preppie Revenge Flick. Our hero interrupts the bad guy, whips off the snappy one liner of “Mind if I contribute my two cents?” and hits them with a penny loafer drop kick.
I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.
“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”
I POSTED THIS TO FACEBOOK:
SO MY FRIEND ACTUALLY MADE THIS VIDEO