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Sorcerer: We just fought off a regenerating forest spirit and a goblin that kept backstabbing us, and we did it with style. Now, you’re telling me we almost all died to four boars?!

DM: They rolled REALLY well.


Near our house there is a veterinary hospital that’s right next door to a taxidermy place.

… Probably never gonna use that vet.


Dumbing of Age: we can ship it


do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

I had a dream last night that I had bought a Transformer that was supposed to be named after that one G1 Autobot that was the Macross Jet (Astrofire?), except for some reason its alt-mode was a very simplified facade of the Ghostbusters firehouse.

Transformation was swing feet down, pull shoulders out, flip head up, super simple. But for some reason it came packed inside with like a billion tiny Lego accessories, like hoses and goblets and clear green panels.

And then David Willis was sitting on the couch, playing video games, and I offered to loan him this thing so he could review it on his blog. (He wasn’t sure if he was going to order it because it was do weird.)

Then a bunch of more transformers were found inside this thing as more and more complex transformations were discovered, but always with more Lego parts.

What the **** did I eat last night?


"selfie w hibiki-san!!! #nofilter 😜👊👍"


this is never going to not be funny 




Headcanon that Natasha Romanoff is a massive weeb that has a closet full of wall-scrolls and kigus.  And that people think she learned Japanese from part of her spy training when really she learned it watching Sailor Moon.

Barton-san, I’ve been compromised~


Will Rogers-senpai notice me this mission??